Joel’s Glory Holes Unisex Sweatshirt

Stay warm while things get weird. The official Joel’s Glory Holes sweatshirt wraps you in comfort like a good ol’ truck stop stall—private, reliable, and strangely inviting. It’s softer than Joel’s ball shelf and more durable than our family legacy (est. 1892, baby).

Perfect for chilly nights, awkward family dinners, or making eye contact with strangers through suspiciously placed holes. This sweatshirt says, “I support small businesses… and even smaller peepholes.”

Joel’s Glory Holes: Because nothing warms the soul like a perfectly crafted opening.